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September 19, 2002
YOU WON'T BELIEVE NEWS
This page is fiction... a satire.
THREE PRANKSTERS GIVEN THEIR OWN TALK SHOW
Omar Choudhary, Ayman Gheith, and Kambiz Butt -- the three medical students who pretended to be planning a terrorist attack on Miami, have been given their own talk show in New York City. An anonymous spokesman for Infinity Radio, who asked that he only be referred to as "Mel", said "We plan to have these three take the Opie & Anthony slot on WNEW-FM. It is a natural fit for us."
"Mel" continued telling YWB News, "Can you imagine the ratings when these three start plotting on the air? It'll be a scream! One of the features of the new show will be called After Death. We'll come up with some crazy contest, and then the winner will get to have sex with 71 virgins inside a local Mosque! It's going to blow away that little St Patrick's Cathedral incident." What happens if a woman wins the contest? "Then we'll let her have sex with a male virgin, after which we'll invite select members of the audience to come down and stone her to death for dishonoring her family. This can't miss!"
Choudhary says the three are very excited. "We were serious about being doctors, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. We're already thinking of a feature for the show which would be called What's My Plot? Everyday, we will come up with a general outline for a terrorist attack. Then listeners will call up and supply the best cover story for explaining this plot to authorities. That car explanation was the best we could do on the spur of the moment, but we're betting that New Yorkers will be very clever."
But would the three ever really attempt to carry out such a plot? "We're very loyal Americans," Choudhary said "but then again, if the ratings slip....who knows?"
For the last YWB News, please click on www.RonFineman.com/ywbn020829.html
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